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| Author: | LeBeourfCurtaine [ Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | So you think networking is hard... |
...then try this on for size 
The Register: Quantum attacks worry computer scientists "In the weird world of quantum computing (a computer that exists in multiple dimensions and uses a form of teleportation in its calculations), the state of computer systems networked together is so fragile that a read access to a single quantum bit, or qubit, on one machine would require a network-wide reset." 
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| Author: | Arma [ Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:21 pm ] |
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Lol, at least that will cut down on useless broadcast traffic 
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| Author: | GeneralPublic=GCHQ= [ Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:34 pm ] |
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leave the arp's alone 
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| Author: | Tao [ Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:54 pm ] |
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You think thats hard wait till the first quantum networker has to explain it in easy english for business type people. |
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| Author: | elbow=GCHQ= [ Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:05 pm ] |
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Sometimes I think I understand the concept of quantum computing, and sometimes I think I don't.... |
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| Author: | gemma=GCHQ= [ Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:37 pm ] |
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Just don't plug it into a network, problem solveed. |
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| Author: | Cliche [ Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:37 pm ] |
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Quantum porn monitoring problem at work Boss: Are you watching porn ? Employee: Yes I am and no I'm not. Boss: ...... |
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| Author: | elbow=GCHQ= [ Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:15 pm ] |
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Cliche wrote: Quantum porn monitoring problem at work
Boss: Are you watching porn ? Employee: Yes I am and no I'm not. Boss: ......
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| Author: | Arma [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:13 am ] |
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Tao wrote: You think thats hard wait till the first quantum networker has to explain it in easy english for business type people.
Its difficult enough explaining the simplest of concepts to many people here at work, like how to enable track changes on word and what its used for!
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| Author: | Tao [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:09 pm ] |
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Arma =GCHQ= wrote: Tao wrote: You think thats hard wait till the first quantum networker has to explain it in easy english for business type people. Its difficult enough explaining the simplest of concepts to many people here at work, like how to enable track changes on word and what its used for! I made so many different attempts at working out which metaphors and analogys to use to try and explain ERP to a bunch of plums last year who'd already paid out and half enabled (set up would be an exageration) said system months before I got there, then had the sales dept ask me to write them some piece of bumph describing erp and how well it would work for their customers. After lifting most of said bumph from a MS marketing site, using all the groovy marketing terms sales people like...and then having the sales people come back point out marketing terms and saying erm whats this isnt it a bit technical about stuff they should know. I gave up and surfed the net and played CS on company time for the year and half of my contract. It was a really enjoyable contract after that.
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