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 Post subject: Marketing gone mad
 Post Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:02 pm 
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What were they thinking describing a motherboard as a samurai warrior, it's a motherboard for goodness sake, not a way of life. :roll: Makes me wonder if Vinders got a new job.

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abit AW9D-MAX is the essence of Bushido, the true "way of the warrior". This board is built with only one thing in mind - destroy the competition - no thought, no mind, only perfect results through righteousness: With superior strength in features and mental preparedness, the Righteous path of enlightenment and true domination comes with the AW9D-MAX. Supporting dual graphic slots, dual Ethernet, 7.1 channel, all solid state capacitors, Dolby Master Studio sound and a host of awesome capabilities. Sheathed within the box; bearing the mark of MAX Righteousness (Gi ? ). The Intel 975X "Coreâ„¢2 Duo" compatible and Quad core ready LGA775 socket motherboard is enhanced with traditional heavy duty armor plated Solid-State capacitors and the deathly quiet patented Silent OTESTM 2 technology to keep the durable components and chipsets stilled and calmed while the user can rest assured that despite the peaceful experience, the pervading power is omnipresent and ready at hand. This feature packed Intel "Conroe" capable motherboard has multiple dual graphics options including CrossFireâ„¢ and NVIDIA dual graphics support and flashes in blistering speed an arsenal worthy of any righteous samurai warrior. With the ultimate katana blade, bearing the precision edge to dominate all who come before it, folded many times over, tempered in forges designed to align every fiber and grain of steel to represent the true mind of the Samurai who carries it. The AW9D-MAX embraces Bushido- "the way of the warrior" to supplicate your desires and give you the pinnacle of abit achievements.

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Shuuuush it'll hear you :lol: :P

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then pwn him :twisted:

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 Post subject: grrr
 Post Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:05 pm 
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that was a stupid comment btw
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i spit on it

abit = shit

ill never forget you rip off bastards.......

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 Post subject: Re: grrr
 Post Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:14 pm 
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i spit on it

abit = shit

ill never forget you rip off bastards.......


Thats how I feel about Gigabyte. Asus all the way.

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