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 Post subject: Feel the pain of IT Manglement?
 Post Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:21 am 
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Relieve some of the stress and pain by reading the BOFH.

NO g33k should be without BOFH and the PFY. ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Feel the pain of IT Manglement?
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You shall feel the stress and pain of the BOFH :twisted:

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BOFH is great. :P

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 Post subject: Re: Feel the pain of IT Manglement?
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luser: I have no more space on my account.
BOFH: Ok let me check ... now you have 2mb free.
luser: so now i have 4 mb in total on my account?
BOFH: No - you still have 2 mb..


classic :pirate: :pirate:

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 Post subject: Re: Feel the pain of IT Manglement?
 Post Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:23 pm 
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Kaldru=GCHQ= wrote:
luser: I have no more space on my account.
BOFH: Ok let me check ... now you have 2mb free.
luser: so now i have 4 mb in total on my account?
BOFH: No - you still have 2 mb..


classic :pirate: :pirate:


Would be fantastic to back up the data and actually do that....just to see their faces. :lol: 8)




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"Oh yeah, it had CAUTION, ASBESTOS stencilled across it."

"And do we know how long it's been in the building?"

"No, Could be 20 years, could be 20 minutes – But obviously now they're delaying the purchase for a couple of months until they can have the entire building checked to know what the removal costs would be..."

"Awfully convenient for you, don't you think?"

"What, the daily exposure to an environment that might kill me horribly in 20 years?" the PFY replies. "That's not what my solicitor thinks. He is thinking out-of-court settlement though."

"I think we'll wait for the outcome of the builder's report," the Director responds.

"No skin off my nose," the PFY says. "It's all billable research time for my counsel, time for further discovery, examination of documents to see if anyone in the company has a history of signing off building works with substandard materials."

"I see. Well perhaps an out-of-court no-admission-of-guilt deal might be best," the Head mumbles.

"Meantime, I guess we'd better plan this new computer room properly," I add, nudging a stencil into the darkness under my desk...


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