I read TUX magazine, which is emailed to me each month. There is a particular writer Mango Parfait, she absolutely has me in stiches apart from being a technical godess. In Aprils edition she wrote:
Quote:
"Someone wrote to me and said, “I’ve
noticed over the months that you rarely use
contractions. Are you related to Commander
Data?†Who is Commander Data? If she is
not pregnant, then she does not have contractions.
I do not have contractions because
I am not pregnant. I do not want to be
pregnant until I am married. I have a
boyfriend, Otaku, but I will not marry him
until he stops spending so much time with
his toys and pays more attention to me.
Are you reading this, Otaku? No, you
are not."
Priceless. You all have to subscribe. YA RLY!
