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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here  Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:30 am |
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my girlfriends favorite joke  A. Why did the Baker have brown hands? B. Because he kneaded a Poo _________________ 
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:32 pm |
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America's policy of shooting first and asking questions later has always been their downfall.
I mean, just think how useful King Kong could have been on September the 11th.
- sickipedia
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The banhammer thirsts for tards | There is no 'overkill'. There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload'.
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:40 pm |
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Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): Can I address the court?
Judge: Of course.
Defendant: If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do?
Judge: I'd hold you in contempt and assess an additional 5 days in jail.
Defendant: What if I thought you were a son of a bitch?
Judge: I can't do anything about that. There's no law against thinking.
Defendant: In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch.
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:01 pm |
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mmmmYou sir, are a swaggering addlepated jackanapes!
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:00 pm |
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Crowd of blokes outside a pub and a woman walks past. One of them says to his mate "I'd give her one".
The woman turns in disgust and says "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth!"
The Bloke answers "Who said anything about sex. I was marking you out of ten"
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:34 pm |
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LOL good one Casp
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:39 pm |
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I'm so homophobic I devised a way of wanking without touching my own knob.
My mate Dave does it for me.
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:39 pm |
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My wife is so fecking fat, she doesn't go back for seconds, she goes back for hours.
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:23 am |
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A girl came up to me in the club and said, "I haven't had a cock for nearly two weeks now."
I asked her back to my place and we started fooling around.
We got undressed, and that was when I noticed that she still had the scars from the operation.
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:50 pm |
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Firemen have just rescued an Irish man with his penis stuck in a condom machine. They asked him what happened and he said, 'The sign says, insert £2 and push knob in'.
_________________  LINUX : If it was any good, they'd charge for it. I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like my Grandad, not kicking and screaming like his passengers...
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 10:11 am |
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I mistakenly handed my wife superglue instead of lip balm.
It was just one mistake ... but she's still not talking to me!
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 6:09 pm |
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Haha I wonder how that trick would go down in real life  _________________  .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish) 
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 7:27 pm |
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happyslappy wrote: I mistakenly handed my wife superglue instead of lip balm.
It was just one mistake ... but she's still not talking to me! Lucky you didn't mistake it for lube, you could be together for life. _________________ 
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:37 pm |
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I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night… I wanted my first time to be special.
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:03 am |
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Q, what do you call a boomerang that won't come back ?
A, a stick !
_________________ we live to die so why not do it online and get used to it !!. 
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