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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
 Post Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:30 am 
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my girlfriends favorite joke :razz:

A. Why did the Baker have brown hands?

B. Because he kneaded a Poo

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 Post Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:32 pm 
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I mean, just think how useful King Kong could have been on September the 11th.

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 Post Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:40 pm 
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Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): Can I address the court?
Judge: Of course.
Defendant: If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do?
Judge: I'd hold you in contempt and assess an additional 5 days in jail.
Defendant: What if I thought you were a son of a bitch?
Judge: I can't do anything about that. There's no law against thinking.
Defendant: In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch.

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
 Post Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:01 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
 Post Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:00 pm 
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Crowd of blokes outside a pub and a woman walks past. One of them says to his mate "I'd give her one".

The woman turns in disgust and says "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth!"

The Bloke answers "Who said anything about sex. I was marking you out of ten"

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
 Post Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:34 pm 
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LOL good one Casp

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
 Post Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:39 pm 
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I'm so homophobic I devised a way of wanking without touching my own knob.

My mate Dave does it for me.

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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My wife is so fecking fat, she doesn't go back for seconds, she goes back for hours.

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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A girl came up to me in the club and said, "I haven't had a cock for nearly two weeks now."

I asked her back to my place and we started fooling around.

We got undressed, and that was when I noticed that she still had the scars from the operation.

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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Firemen have just rescued an Irish man with his penis stuck in a condom machine. They asked him what happened and he said, 'The sign says, insert £2 and push knob in'.

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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I mistakenly handed my wife superglue instead of lip balm.

It was just one mistake ... but she's still not talking to me!

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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Haha I wonder how that trick would go down in real life :beye:

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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happyslappy wrote:
I mistakenly handed my wife superglue instead of lip balm.

It was just one mistake ... but she's still not talking to me!


Lucky you didn't mistake it for lube, you could be together for life.

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night… I wanted my first time to be special.

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