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Tjolbi=GCHQ=
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Post subject:  Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:59 am |
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Towelie =GCHQ= wrote:
lol 
so typical and yet so funny
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Kalyzdar
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:00 pm |
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1)A seal walks into a club...
2)There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
3)You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
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Sgt. Slaughter
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:53 pm |
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Where are the noble gases lonly?
 Because thir friends argon :oops: _________________ 
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Mike=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:13 am |
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What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
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elbow=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:23 am |
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Mike =GCHQ= wrote: What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
oh dear god......
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Disco_jim
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:31 pm |
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Kalyzdar wrote: 2)There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Thats naughty conrner material....... go join the beast! _________________  -"Jim: Corporate nomad. Gun for hire. Master of data manipulation and Practitioner of buzz-word fu."-
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C3RB3RUS
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:44 pm |
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This is a good 1.....
A Man walks into a bar!!!!!
OUCH!!!!!!
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elbow=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:53 pm |
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punners should be drawn and quoted
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Disco_jim
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:46 pm |
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There two things you must remember to be good at comedy;
1) Always leave the audience wanting more.
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Cavanar
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Post subject: moo Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:53 pm |
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two cows are standing in a feild
one cow says to the other :' i hope i dont get this mad cow disease'
and the other cow replies: 'baaaaaaaaah'
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Cavanar
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:25 pm |
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who can jump higher than a moutain everyone moutains cant jump 
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NIMHSY=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:44 pm |
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little tom was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence.wondering what he was up to he asked,
"what r u up to there,tom"?
"my goldfish died"replied tom,tearfully,"and ive just burried him"
the neighbour was concerned."thats an awfully big hole for a goldfish,isnt it ?"
tom patted down the last heap of earth and replied,
"thats cos hes inside your bloody cat "
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peachy.
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:47 pm |
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| I'm a Fruit |
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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: AIDS MATE AIDS 
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elbow=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:48 pm |
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peachy. wrote: Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: AIDS MATE AIDS. Funniest joke ever i fecking love turnips
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peachy.
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:49 pm |
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| I'm a Fruit |
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have we had the 'a dyslexic man walks into a bra' one?
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