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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:44 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:17 pm |
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When Kevin Webster goes to court he will be found completely innocent .... In fact its said he will come out smelling of Rosie .....
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:01 pm |
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nicey=GCHQ= wrote: When Kevin Webster goes to court he will be found completely innocent .... In fact its said he will come out smelling of Rosie .....  _________________  "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:54 pm |
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Damn ...... apparently they have found traces of sea horse in cod now thats lemon for ya 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:32 pm |
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I asked Darth Vader what's for dinner he said its wookie steak I asked if it was any good ?
he said it's ok but a little chewy
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:57 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:46 pm |
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_________________ "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:50 pm |
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DOG FOR SALE
A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
"Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story."
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years".
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals".
"Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten quid," the owner says.
"£10!!? But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying bastard, he's never been out of the garden."
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:00 am |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:14 am |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:33 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:19 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:53 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:11 am |
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My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house”. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.
Well, she didn't put it quite like that... she actually said....
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohamed."
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:33 pm |
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