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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:23 am |
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Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car
over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts.
The driver obviously confused said,"Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer said, "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous". "Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly.
The officer containing a chuckle explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error. "Before I go Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone OK?
These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time" "Oh! they will be alright in a minute, Officer, we just got off Route 142."
_________________  "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:43 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:53 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:11 pm |
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Lemon joke.  _________________  .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish) 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:25 am |
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When I was in India recently, I saw a sign that said,
'English speaking taxi driver'. I thought to myself,
"What a brilliant idea. Why don't we have them in Britain ?"
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:57 pm |
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A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys."
The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney."
The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black."
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 4:10 pm |
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Hehe good one.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 6:24 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:32 am |
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IN THE PLANNING STAGES
Prime Minister Cameron and President Obama are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman,
'Isn't that Cameron and Obama sitting over there?'
The bartender says,
'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says,
'Wow, this is a real honour!
What are you guys doing in here?'
Cameron says,
'We're planning a war against Syria.
The guy says, 'Really?
What's going to happen?'
Obama says,
'Well, we're going to kill a million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'
The guy exclaimed,
'A blonde with big tits?
Why kill a blonde with big tits?'
Cameron turns to Obama and says,
'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the million Muslims
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:35 am |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 3:18 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:22 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:37 pm |
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" A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper. "
_________________ "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:59 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:10 am |
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Everything in that joke fits with Mr. Prunty  _________________ .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish)
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