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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:16 pm |
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edited to reflect your size Quote: bloke just knocked at the front door , i opened it he was about 3ft 3" tall ...i got a crick in my neck looking up I said who are you he said im the metre man
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:27 pm |
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I was walking to the shop when I saw an Arab bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "what's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:27 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:41 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:10 am |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 12:30 pm |
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haha so bad, yet so good
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 9:28 pm |
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I said to this dealer, "Can I have half ounce of weed and a couple of grams of speed."
He said, "You're under arrest."
I said, "You're joking."
He said, "Didn't the uniform give it away?"
I said, "But you're black."
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 9:30 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 9:37 pm |
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I plan to save money this Christmas by converting to Islam.
But It'll still cost me a bomb
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 9:38 pm |
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As she looked into my eyes she whispered "I think I'm ready for the next step". So I gently eased my cock into her arsehole.
I love helping elderly women with the stairs.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:53 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:47 am |
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most likely a true story
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:38 am |
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some more good ones on sickipedia Quote: I got mugged by a Chinese bloke, but couldn't pick him out in an identity parade.
I said to the Policeman. "I'm not racist, but they all look the same to me."
He said, "Don't worry sir. An Oriental would probably have the same difficulty identifying a Western criminal."
"I don't think so. We make it easier by colouring all of ours black." Quote: Prisons are like ovens.
If you're black, you've probably spent longer inside.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:40 pm |
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Leeds Police today pulled over a car driven by a Pakistani.
Constables were amazed to find the car was taxed, insured,
not stolen and carried no bombs or weapons. The car wasn't
an illegal taxi and the driver wasn't pissed, stoned but had a
full, valid driving licence with no points.
A police spokesman said the constables had no choice other
than to fine Abdul £80 for wasting Police time.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:03 pm |
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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton has already been picked.
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