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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
 Post Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:34 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mum," he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
 Post Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:18 am 
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thare is a girl sleepin in class and the teacher asks her who created the world the boy next her poked her with his pencil and she wakes up screamin jeaus christ correct says the teacher

the next day the same thing happened again she was sleepin and the teacher asked her who created the earth the boy poked her with is pencil and she woke up screamin jeaus christ


on the third day she was sleepin in class and the teacher asked her what did eve say to adam after he had 2 children the boy poked he with his pencil she woke up and said to the boy stick that thing in me 1 more time and i will snap it !!!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
 Post Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:22 am 
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lemon and rosie.................... short jokes?

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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that low geoff , really below the belt

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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how very nice mr nice :cheers:

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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Lemon =GCHQ= wrote:
how very nice mr nice :cheers:

well thank you mr man.

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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im not well enough to fight back ...... i will be grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Little Johnny misses a day at school.

He comes back the next day and the teacher asks why he was off.

"Sorry Miss," he replied, "Daddy got burned"

"Oh dear" says the teacher, "I do hope it wasn't serious"

"Well Miss, they don't feck about at the crematorium"

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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a man and his wife are driving home after visiting friends one evning. they feel a bump in the, so thay go to check it out they find a bager badly hurt so the man picks it up and takes it to the car and says to his wife put this between ur legs to warm it up its freezing she says but its wet and it stinks the man says well hold the badgers nose then

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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One full stop, and one comma.
I passed out just reading it.
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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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Topical one.

What's the difference between Cheryl Cole and an Icelandic Volcano.

The volcano is still blowing ash...
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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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just been knocked over by a rental van ......................realy hertz

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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i resemble that remark :geek:

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