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A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... She
has 14 kids but doesn't really care :lol:



hahahaha :lol: good one :lol:

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An englishman, Scotsman and a irishman walks into a bar, the barman says "whats this some kind of joke" ?

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What bee's make milk?






Boobies! hehehe

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what do you do if you see a space man??






park in it man!

its bad...but i had to get it off my chest :oops:

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what do you say to a women with 2 black eyes...

Nothing you have already told her twice

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My assistant came into my office yesterday and said "can i use your dictaphone??"
and i said "No! you can use your finger like everybody else!"

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you need to improve your jokes, making them funny is crucial,


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that was a stupid comment btw
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mr niceguy , not that short though at 6ft 1"

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happyslappy wrote:
mr niceguy , not that short though at 6ft 1"



*groooaaaannnnnsssss


still funny though
:lol: :lol:

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One day a man, that works in the pickle factory, comes home looking very depressed. His wife asks him whats wrong. He says that he has had the urge to put his d*ck in the pickle slicer. She says, looking very alarmed, that he should go and see a therapist. The husband says that he can get thourgh this on his own.

A few days later he comes home looking very pale. He wife fearing the worst asks what happened. He says he put his d*ck in the pickle slicer. Now feeling completly shocked she asked what happend to the pickle slicer. The husband replies "She got fired as well"

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i dont know if any one has done this 1 yet but


a clever blond, a blond and santa jump off a clif
who hits the ground first?
the blond because clever blonds and santa dont exsist

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Barrel pushing, space walkin better than slayer :P
and the list goes on.




till about here.


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i dont know if any one has done this 1 yet but


a clever blond, a blond and santa jump off a clif
who hits the ground first?
the blond because clever blonds and santa dont exsist


what u chattin about ....... who delivers all the presents then

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three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=


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Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

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What's worse than an angry woman?

Two of 'em!


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An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the material, reasoning that it's a pretty good working solution. "No no," says the physicist, "there's a better way." He takes the fence and makes a circular pen, showing how it encompasses the maximum possible space with the given material.

Then the mathematician speaks up: "No, no, there's an even better way." To the others' amusement he proceeds to construct a little tiny fence around himself, then declares:

"I define myself to be on the outside."

:D 8)

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The Oooh-Aaah bird is so called because it lays Square Eggs



..Just something lame I heard at work that I thought was quite fitting for this section :P

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