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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:16 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 7:36 pm |
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paddy rings his new girlfriends door bell with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, see's the flowers and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up rips her knickers off and says "this is for the flowers" "don't be silly" says paddy "you must have a vase somewhere"
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:03 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:27 am |
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Leading drug companies have announced that rabbits will no longer be used in experiments. Pakis will be used instead. A top scientist behind the move said. "The advantage of using Pakis is they breed just as quick as rabbits, but you don't get fond of them."
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:56 am |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:02 pm |
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ops wrong section - sorry pissed:)
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:56 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:04 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:14 pm |
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New anti-depressant for lesbians....
Trycoxagain
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:03 am |
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happyslappy wrote: New anti-depressant for lesbians....
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:31 am |
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Me and the wife's honeymoon got off to a rocky start. I couldn't help it because I've always been a huge Sylvester Stallone fan.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:37 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:19 pm |
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Lemon =GCHQ= wrote: I went home the other night and someone was nicking the garden gate ..... i didnt want to say anything as he may take a fence
now thats Lemon  me like that one happyslappy wrote: Me and the wife's honeymoon got off to a rocky start. I couldn't help it because I've always been a huge Sylvester Stallone fan. Almost as bad as ur aim in fps games   _________________  .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish) 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:25 pm |
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I'm in trouble with the wife, we were in bed naked and she asked what i would like to do most with her body. Apparently "identify it" wasnt the right answer.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:21 pm |
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happyslappy wrote: I'm in trouble with the wife, we were in bed naked and she asked what i would like to do most with her body. Apparently "identify it" wasnt the right answer. had me grinning  and then it made me think of geoff _________________  UBER Admin Follow it is I teh Diabetes man on TWITTERhttp://twitter.com/tehdiabetesman
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