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 Post subject: Last night - another lemon style joke
 Post Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:19 am 
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that was a stupid comment btw
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Last night I tried to go out for an Italian Meal, but there was a huge, fat woman standing in the doorway. I couldn't get pasta

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 Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke
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needs more lemon

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 Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke
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...a little less cheese...

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 Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke
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three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=


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 Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke
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Lemon =GCHQ= wrote:
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lol :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke
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I went home the other night and someone was nicking the garden gate ..... i didnt want to say anything as he may take a fence


now thats Lemon

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Lemon =GCHQ= wrote:
I went home the other night and someone was nicking the garden gate ..... i didnt want to say anything as he may take a fence


now thats Lemon

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke
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 Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke
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 Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke
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Took a bird home after night clubbing last night after a few drinks at mine we went up stairs while we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed and said ì hope thats not that fat oldaxewound from last week. The bird said what the feck was that i said its that bastard memory foam mattress

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 Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke
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happyslappy wrote:
Last night I tried to go out for an Italian Meal, but there was a huge, fat woman standing in the doorway. I couldn't get pasta



Last night I tried to go out for an Italian meal but there was a huge fat woman standing in the doorway,I couldn't get pasta.


There's a nice Indian Restaurant next door mate. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke
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A tramp walks into a posh jewellers then pulls his pants down and starts fingering his arse. The shop assistant shouts; "Get out you fecking dirty bastard". The tramp says; "Make your fecking mind up!" and points to a sign in the window which reads 'come inside and pick your ring in comfort.

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