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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 7:04 am |
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Most of your jokes are probably true  _________________  .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish) 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:27 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:04 pm |
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nicey=GCHQ= wrote: rosie and lemons missus spent forty quid on ebay for a penis enlarger....... they each got a magnifying glass...... _________________  "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:34 am |
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this one is defo for lemon
Just got a note saying that my hot beverage was okay to drink...
It was a safe tea message.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:05 pm |
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 I don't get it _________________ .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish)
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:42 pm |
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And wrote: :scratch: I don't get it doh... t..ok to drink..ie..wont scald/burn you.... safety message... now say slaps jokes punchline.... v v v v v slowly anders  _________________   Went to a zoo, they only had one animal there, a dog............. It was a shitzu.... I’z leakin… bring amberlamps
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:57 pm |
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Quote: :scratch: I don't get it thats even funnier than the joke   _________________
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:12 am |
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nicey=GCHQ= wrote: And wrote: :scratch: I don't get it doh... t..ok to drink..ie..wont scald/burn you.... safety message... now say slaps jokes punchline.... v v v v v slowly anders fawk wu! happyslappy wrote: Quote: :scratch: I don't get it thats even funnier than the joke  In my defence I think what happend was that the joke was so stupid/simple that it fell below what my brain could comprehend. That's the story I sticking to. _________________ .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish)
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:16 am |
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And wrote: nicey=GCHQ= wrote: And wrote: :scratch: I don't get it doh... t..ok to drink..ie..wont scald/burn you.... safety message... now say slaps jokes punchline.... v v v v v slowly anders fawk wu! happyslappy wrote: Quote: :scratch: I don't get it thats even funnier than the joke In my defence I think what happend was that the joke was so stupid/simple that it fell below what my brain could comprehend. That's the story I sticking to. _________________ "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:31 am |
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Two rats in a sewer been eating shit all day. One says, 'I'm sick of eating shit every single day!' 'Cheer up,' says his mate, 'We're on the piss tonight!
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:46 am |
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Hahaha.. but nasty
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:08 pm |
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haha not bad 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 11:44 pm |
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I went down the local fair last night and they had one of those things you have to punch as hard as you can
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 1:52 pm |
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A teacher at a High School in Moss Side asks a girl to use "handsome" in a sentence.  A girl named Latisha says, "Sometimes when I be suckin' Jamal's Soul Pole, my jaw gets sore and I hafta’ use my handsome." The quality of our educational system sometimes brings a tear to your eye! _________________
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 4:18 pm |
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lol
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