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LeBeourfCurtaine
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Post subject:  Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:54 pm |
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Location: I watch you while you sleep
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Padawan_Porky wrote: Why are condoms and women similar?
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Because they both spend far too much time in men's wallets!
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Because you toss them aside when they're full of your spunk?  (/jk) _________________  The Pancreas of S.T.F.U. | Never take life too seriously - nobody gets out alive anyway. Disco_jim: um..... I have no excuse. | Chips: Thank the Beef | Rev Dr: Beef, I think i wee'd a little
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Padawan_Porky
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:10 am |
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LeBeourfCurtaine wrote: Padawan_Porky wrote:
Why are condoms and women similar?
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Because they both spend far too much time in men's wallets! ... Because you toss them aside when they're full of your spunk? (/jk)  LMAO!!! _________________ Pipe down!
<img src=http://sigs.gamecommunity.co.uk/files/new/1177605918.jpg>
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Lemon =GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:50 am |
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LEMON
hes short .... and a joke
thought i get it in b4 Beefy
_________________  "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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SO19Firearms=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:22 am |
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Lemon =GCHQ= wrote: LEMON
hes short .... and a joke
thought i get it in b4 Beefy
Been meaning to suck off lemon down the road for months... I just presumed he couldn't afford meh 
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Yeah, but a good joke is a good joke - Lemon=GCHQ=
It is JGC right? Or did i just piss my pants in front the geeks? - Wowyouareacow
Just loading up now....
Stay Frosty
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Sgt. Slaughter
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:49 pm |
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One for people who play WoW 
How many paladins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two one to screw in the lighbulb and the other to uphold the light _________________ 
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KholdStare =GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:34 pm |
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Sgt. Slaughter wrote: ...palidans...
...That's.. P-A-L-A-D-I-N-S, or T-A-L-I-B-A-N  _________________ 
My Housdorff Besicovich dimension strictly exceeds my topological dimension! 
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LeBeourfCurtaine
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:54 pm |
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Lemon =GCHQ= wrote: LEMON
hes short .... and a joke
thought i get it in b4 Beefy
Lemon, you are a man of great stature
Just not in height_________________ The Pancreas of S.T.F.U. | Never take life too seriously - nobody gets out alive anyway. Disco_jim: um..... I have no excuse. | Chips: Thank the Beef | Rev Dr: Beef, I think i wee'd a little
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Lemon =GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:40 pm |
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swines it tell ya
_________________ "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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The Accountant =ACA=
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:24 pm |
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Top tip:
Why shell out for overpriced address books?
Simply get a copy of the telephone directory and cross out the people you don't know.
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The Accountant =ACA=
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:48 pm |
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A woman is standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror & says to her husband "I look horrible, fat & ugly. Pay me a compliment."
Husband replies: "Your eyesight's spot on."
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The Accountant =ACA=
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:49 pm |
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Ronnie's driving his bus along the road when he sees his old mate Bob, who has no arms or legs, at the bus stop.
Ronnie pulls up at the bus stop, opens the door, and says "Hello Bob. How are you getting on?"
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The Accountant =ACA=
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:49 pm |
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A blonde gets home from holiday and goes to see her doctor
"Doctor, I've just got back from Magaluf and I think I'm pregnant"
"Have you had a check up?"
"Oh no, he said he was German"
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The Accountant =ACA=
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:50 pm |
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A mate of mine has just spent six weeks in the intensive care unit, suffering from premature ejaculation.
At one stage it was touch and go...
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Grey Wolf=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:53 pm |
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Location: Raiding the seven seas for buxom wenches
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Incest, a game for all the family.
Have you ever seen the barcode at the bottom of a condom?
....I guess you havn't pulled it that far down then. _________________ 
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radical_ewok
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:12 pm |
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#1: WTF is a palindrome
#2: No it isnt
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