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mezzner=GCHQ=
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Post subject:  Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:47 pm |
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Location: Ohh,,,,, warry,wary ,,,,warry warry warry warry warrington !!!
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Sgt. Slaughter =GCHQ= wrote: What did the Mexican carpenter say?
Underlay! Underlay!
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The Accountant =ACA=
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:08 pm |
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Sgt. Slaughter =GCHQ= wrote: What did the Mexican carpenter say?
Underlay! Underlay!
Surely he was a carpet fitter by trade...? 
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M.I.A.=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:41 am |
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| my itchy arse |
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Location: In hell - weather's nice though
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2 nuns in the bath, one says to the other, "Where's the soap", her friend replies, "Yes, it does, doesn't it?".
A young boy is in the chemists with his dad, he sees the condoms and asks about them. His father explains what they are for and the boy thinks this over. He then asks why they come in boxes with different amounts in. The father explains that the box of 3 is for the teenager, one for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday. The box of 6 is for young men, two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday. The box of 12 is for married men, one for January, one for February, one for March, one for April....
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M.I.A.=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:44 am |
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| my itchy arse |
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How many Freudian’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2, one to replace the light bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean mother, damnit, LADDER!
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Mr. Parts =GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:49 am |
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How would you call a man without shins......
Tony
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Deathstoner
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:08 pm |
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If this is too bad please delete:
What's blue and doesn't fit?
A dead epileptic 
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Seric=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:09 am |
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| "Eric ya Fecker!" |
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How do you knock a boy off a bike.
Throw a fridge at him.
(the level this thread is getting to)
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
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Seric=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:21 am |
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A innocent joke
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
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M.I.A.=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:00 pm |
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| my itchy arse |
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
2 - one to change the ladder and the other to hold the fish.
What's the definition of lazy? Putting the emergency services' number in the speed dial memory.
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elbow=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:37 pm |
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When viagra first came out a woman went into a chemists and asked the man "How do you take it?"
The chemist replies "It comes as pills in 100mg and 250mg sizes."
To which the woman says "Can you get it over the counter?"
"Only if I take the 250mg."
=]
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:05 pm |
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What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot you freakin' racist!
(I don't condone racism, and I find this joke particularly amusing. If it isn't appropriate, I am sorry.)
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GeneralPublic=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:56 am |
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| Saints ftw!! |
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The Accountant wrote: Sgt. Slaughter =GCHQ= wrote: What did the Mexican carpenter say?
Underlay! Underlay! Surely he was a carpet fitter by trade...? how did I only just see that?
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:29 pm |
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What does a communist wipe his mouth with?
A SOVIET!
Why do communists drink herbal tea?
Because PROPER TEA is theft!
Have you heard about Karl Marx's grave?
Its a communist plot!
yeah i know theyre all very bad.
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Cliche
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:48 pm |
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| Who's ya Daddy??? |
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Bangai-O wrote: What does a communist wipe his mouth with?
A SOVIET!
Why do communists drink herbal tea?
Because PROPER TEA is theft!
Have you heard about Karl Marx's grave?
Its a communist plot!
yeah i know theyre all very bad.
lmao _________________ My weekly run in Kinder Scout (17 miles, 2000ft above sea level)http://tinyurl.com/4hcpn
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:12 pm |
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| Bow down to the master |
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don't know if this one has been told yet:-
a man walks into a doctor's surgery wrapped in cling film.
'doctor i think somethings wrong with me!'
to which the doctor replied 'yes, i can clearly see your nuts'
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