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LegenD
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Post subject:  Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:15 pm |
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| The houseworks gone to pot! |
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Location: Carboard Box - Hampshire - Fareham UK
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a blonde walks into a building....
ouch  _________________  Nothing But Time
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Tjolbi=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 12:37 pm |
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| Ostracised! |
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Joined: Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:41 pm
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Location: cooking nades in the backyard
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Quote: don't know if this one has been told yet:-
a man walks into a doctor's surgery wrapped in cling film.
'doctor i think somethings wrong with me!'
to which the doctor replied 'yes, i can clearly see your nuts' haha Quote: a blonde walks into a building....
ouch
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:42 pm |
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Kalyzdar wrote: What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot you freakin' racist!
(I don't condone racism, and I find this joke particularly amusing. If it isn't appropriate, I am sorry.)
ROFL
Love that joke, I'll tell it at work tomorrow....hope winston doesn't mind 
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Cliche
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:20 pm |
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| Who's ya Daddy??? |
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Joined: Thu May 27, 2004 2:26 am
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Location: 98% addicted to CS (was 96%)
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"short joke here"
ok...
Lemon
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M.I.A.=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:31 pm |
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| my itchy arse |
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Location: In hell - weather's nice though
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That's not funny
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kill1get1free=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:44 pm |
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| The houseworks gone to pot! |
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Joined: Mon Mar 08, 2004 7:50 pm
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Location: up the road from davedread
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no thats not funny !!!,
i'm not saying lemon is short but i have to lie down to speak to him face to face !!!!!!!!!.
_________________ we live to die so why not do it online and get used to it !!. 
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:48 pm |
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I haven't read all the jokes so I don't know whether this has been posted but anyway..........
A man walks into a pub,
-----what's up? the barman asks
I think my wife's dead
-----what makes you think that?
well, the sex is the same but the laundry's piling up!
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:59 pm |
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| Who's ya Daddy??? |
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Death wrote: I haven't read all the jokes so I don't know whether this has been posted but anyway..........
A man walks into a pub,
-----what's up? the barman asks
I think my wife's dead
-----what makes you think that?
well, the sex is the same but the laundry's piling up!
hahah _________________ My weekly run in Kinder Scout (17 miles, 2000ft above sea level)http://tinyurl.com/4hcpn
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Myx
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:23 pm |
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I have just received some terrible news, my uncle has been struck off and made to sign the sex offenders register for having sex with his patients.
It's a shame really because he was a fecking good vet!!
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undersound
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:08 am |
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| Bow down to the master |
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Location: Brighton
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parental tips
how do you get your child to stop spitting?
Turn down the grill
how do you stop your baby crawling in circles
nail down the other hand
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elbow=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:34 pm |
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| Comin' outta Gallifrey |
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please say we aint going to start the baby jokes.....
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Caspius=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:46 pm |
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Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He got tired of the hole business! _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:17 pm |
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Caspius=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:46 pm |
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Location: UK
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Q. What do you get if you cross a big green monster with a fountain pen?
A. The ink-readible Hulk!
Q. Whats the best way to communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line
Q. Which of your hands should you hold a pen?
A. The write hand!
Q. Whats the best way to communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line
Q. Which of your hands should you hold a pen?
A. The write hand!
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Seric=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 11:06 pm |
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| "Eric ya Fecker!" |
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Left over christmas crackers casp?
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