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a blonde walks into a building....










ouch :lol:

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don't know if this one has been told yet:-


a man walks into a doctor's surgery wrapped in cling film.

'doctor i think somethings wrong with me!'

to which the doctor replied 'yes, i can clearly see your nuts'


haha :lol:

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a blonde walks into a building....


ouch


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Kalyzdar wrote:
What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot you freakin' racist!

(I don't condone racism, and I find this joke particularly amusing. If it isn't appropriate, I am sorry.)


ROFL

Love that joke, I'll tell it at work tomorrow....hope winston doesn't mind :twisted:


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"short joke here"


ok...



Lemon


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That's not funny


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no thats not funny !!!,

i'm not saying lemon is short but i have to lie down to speak to him face to face !!!!!!!!!.

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 Post Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:48 pm 
I haven't read all the jokes so I don't know whether this has been posted but anyway..........


A man walks into a pub,

-----what's up? the barman asks

I think my wife's dead

-----what makes you think that?

well, the sex is the same but the laundry's piling up!


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I haven't read all the jokes so I don't know whether this has been posted but anyway..........


A man walks into a pub,

-----what's up? the barman asks

I think my wife's dead

-----what makes you think that?

well, the sex is the same but the laundry's piling up!



hahah

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I have just received some terrible news, my uncle has been struck off and made to sign the sex offenders register for having sex with his patients.

It's a shame really because he was a fecking good vet!!


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how do you get your child to stop spitting?

Turn down the grill

how do you stop your baby crawling in circles

nail down the other hand


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please say we aint going to start the baby jokes.....

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Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?

A. He got tired of the hole business! :lol:

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Whats Black And White And Eats Like A Horse??










A ZEBRA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Q. What do you get if you cross a big green monster with a fountain pen?
A. The ink-readible Hulk!

Q. Whats the best way to communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line

Q. Which of your hands should you hold a pen?
A. The write hand!

Q. Whats the best way to communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line

Q. Which of your hands should you hold a pen?
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Left over christmas crackers casp?

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