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elbow=GCHQ=
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Post subject:  Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:52 pm |
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Location: banging with enamor
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i think so....
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“There are some people in this world who don’t love their fellow man, and I HATE people like that!”
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Seric=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:54 pm |
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| "Eric ya Fecker!" |
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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
The taxidermist takes only your skin
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Grey Wolf=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 4:18 pm |
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| Yarrr ye dogs |
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Location: Raiding the seven seas for buxom wenches
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Wouldn't you like to see your wife in something long and flowing?
...Yeah, a river!
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peachy.
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Post subject: Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 4:55 pm |
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Grey Wolf=GCHQ= wrote: Wouldn't you like to see your wife in something long and flowing?
...Yeah, a river!
^^ benny hill, i watched that too - a classic.
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hey hey let's go! kenka suru taisetsu no mono protect my balls
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Grey Wolf=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 4:57 pm |
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| Yarrr ye dogs |
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peachy. wrote: Grey Wolf=GCHQ= wrote: Wouldn't you like to see your wife in something long and flowing?
...Yeah, a river! ^^ benny hill, i watched that too - a classic. So thats what it was, just caught it earlier, and that had me in stitches.  _________________
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NIMHSY=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 6:51 pm |
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Wife was standing in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. Husband walks in
and asks "What's for breakfast?"
She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very
moment".
He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and
they have sex.
Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"
She says "The egg timer's broken!"
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MrVegetable
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Post subject: Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 9:24 pm |
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Timeline?
Time is not made of lines, it's made of circles!
That's why clocks are round!
(Lovin' the other jokes!  )
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elbow=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 9:27 pm |
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| Comin' outta Gallifrey |
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Prince Charles was driving up to his mums, when he sees a small goblin sitting in the middle of hte road. He swerves to aviod it, and hits three of the Queens Corgis instead. He gets out of the car to look at the dogs, and the goblin walks up to him and says, "Thank you for saving me! I'm only a low level goblin, so I can only grant you one wish"
Prince Charles looks down at the dogs and says "Well, can you bring these back to life? I'll be in so much trouble".
The goblin replies, "Ohhh, thats pretty high level stuff, I can't do that...Is there anything esle I could do for you?"
Charles replies, "Well, could you make Camilla look beautiful?"
The goblin looks up at Charles
"....when do you want the dogs done by?"
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Hellspawn
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:10 pm |
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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs doing lengths in a swimming pool?
ans: Clever Dick
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Galzie
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:13 am |
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2 snowmen stood in a field,
1 says to the other,
hey mate can you smell carrotts.
the ordeal of fruit...
2men shipwrecked on an island are captured by cannibals.
The chief informs them the only way to avoid becoming dinner is to undergo the 'ordeal of fruit'.
The men accept at once,and the chief sends them into the jungle to collect 100 pices of fruit and bring them back to him.
The first man comes back with 100 grapes.The chief says that if he can shove all the grapes up his arse without giggling then he will be free.
But no sooner has the firstgrape reached his butt than the man bursts out laughing
'Whats so funny?' the chief asks,'Dont you realize we're going to kill you now?'
'I'm sorry',the sailor replies,'Its just that my friend is collecting pineapples.'
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Kalyzdar
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:17 am |
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rofl galzie that's a good 'un (the second one)
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Snowball
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:10 pm |
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| I love this better than my other 'arf |
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Sgt.King =GCHQ= wrote: 2 Irish men sitting on the floor - one fell off.
Why dont cannibals eat clowns - coz they taste funny !!
hi there snowballs gf here i have to tell u that 2 irish men joke is so so funny i cried with laughter for ages more irish jokes. lol
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Snowball
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:48 pm |
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| I love this better than my other 'arf |
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here is some for u, by snowballs lass
How do u get a fat ugly lass in to bed?
A. piece of cake!
A 80year old man and women are having sex against an electric fence and the women has multiple orgasims when they have finished she says to the man 'how come u were not that good 50 years ago,' the man says 'well there were no electric fences back then was there,'
A clown is sacked from the circus. he is suing for funfare dismissal.
even though i am blonde here is 1.
how do u no when a blonde has been on the computer?
A. tip-x on the screen.
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Grey Wolf=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:49 pm |
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| Yarrr ye dogs |
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Snowball wrote: here is some for u, by snowballs lass
How do u get a fat ugly lass in to bed?
A. piece of cake!
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Wayne|Gramps Senior
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:39 pm |
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Snowball wrote: here is some for u, by snowballs lass
How do u get a fat ugly lass in to bed?
A. piece of cake!
A 80year old man and women are having sex against an electric fence and the women has multiple orgasims when they have finished she says to the man 'how come u were not that good 50 years ago,' the man says 'well there were no electric fences back then was there,'
A clown is sacked from the circus. he is suing for funfare dismissal.
even though i am blonde here is 1.
how do u no when a blonde has been on the computer?
A. tip-x on the screen.
I have read every joke took a while but must admit the last 1 in that quote is the best yet.. 
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