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NeroZech
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here  Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:42 am |
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Kitteh wrote: The Oooh-Aaah bird is so called because it lays Square Eggs ..Just something lame I heard at work that I thought was quite fitting for this section  hmmm i would think it would be the sound they made like laughing  square eggs hmm
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:16 pm |
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NeroZech
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:45 pm |
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LMAO So he's not the one in the movie Bad Santa 
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Kitteh
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:41 am |
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NeroZech wrote: Kitteh wrote: The Oooh-Aaah bird is so called because it lays Square Eggs ..Just something lame I heard at work that I thought was quite fitting for this section hmmm i would think it would be the sound they made like laughing square eggs hmm This guy tells that joke all the time at work...:\ and this one too... What has a hazelnut in every bite? Squirrel poop.  _________________ 
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NeroZech
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:06 pm |
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Nice one kitteh
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:04 pm |
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A man walks into a bar and takes a small man and a tiny piano out of his pocket, places them on the bar and the tiny man starts playing. Barman says "Wow thats amazing" Man Says "I guess, here you can have this magic lamp, its no use to me now...it gives you one wish, but theres a slight problem" Barman Says " whats that then?" Man Says " It has a slight hearing problem.....You dont think i wished for a twelve inch pianist did ya?"  _________________ 
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NIMHSY=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:39 pm |
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my stag party that I shagged on the pool table with all my mates watching, while your partner whipped my back with wet celery and shoved a courgette up my arse???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher!"
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:49 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:06 am |
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How do you kill a circus  Go straight for the juggular.  God thank Peter Kay and FHM Bar Jokes!  _________________  Who Dares Wins.
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:20 pm |
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NeoN ScopE wrote: How do you kill a circus Go straight for the juggular. God thank Peter Kay and FHM Bar Jokes! love that joke  _________________  moo: "don't worry I'll stalk you discreetly"
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:47 am |
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Why does snoop dogg always carry an umbrella? _________________  Diablo-X =GCHQ= wrote: you need to improve your jokes, making them funny is crucial,
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:18 am |
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How to deal with a fire.
An engineer walks into a room and sees a small fire in the middle of the carpet. He gets a bucket of water and douses the flames.
A physicist walks into a room and sees a small fire in the middle of the carpet. He gets a bucket of water, and pours it around the fire preventing it from spreading, and lets it burn itself out.
A mathematician walks into a room and sees a small fire in the middle of the carpet. He observes there is a bucket of water in the room, deduces that a solution can be found, and leaves.
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:04 pm |
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A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.
The policeman said, "Take that sheep to the zoo, now."
Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.
The policeman stops the guy and says, "What on earth are you doing with that sheep?"
The guy says, "What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I''m taking him to the movies."
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:13 pm |
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just heard on news , in wales they have found a new use for sheep there EATING them
what do you call 3 sheep tied to lampost in yorkshire . A COMMUNITY CENTRE .
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 10:02 pm |
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The Archbishop of Canterbury has finally got his way...
British weather has been declared Muslim.
It's partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.
_________________  "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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