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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
 Post Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:42 am 
Kitteh wrote:
The Oooh-Aaah bird is so called because it lays Square Eggs

..Just something lame I heard at work that I thought was quite fitting for this section :P



hmmm i would think it would be the sound they made like laughing :lol: square eggs hmm


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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
 Post Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:45 pm 
LMAO :lol: :lol: So he's not the one in the movie Bad Santa :shock:


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NeroZech wrote:
Kitteh wrote:
The Oooh-Aaah bird is so called because it lays Square Eggs

..Just something lame I heard at work that I thought was quite fitting for this section :P



hmmm i would think it would be the sound they made like laughing :lol: square eggs hmm


This guy tells that joke all the time at work...:\ and this one too...

What has a hazelnut in every bite?












Squirrel poop. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
 Post Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:06 pm 
Nice one kitteh :lol:


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A man walks into a bar and takes a small man and a tiny piano out of his pocket, places them on the bar and the tiny man starts playing.

Barman says "Wow thats amazing"

Man Says "I guess, here you can have this magic lamp, its no use to me now...it gives you one wish, but theres a slight problem"

Barman Says " whats that then?"

Man Says " It has a slight hearing problem.....You dont think i wished for a twelve inch pianist did ya?"
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my stag party that I shagged on the pool table with all my mates watching, while your partner whipped my back with wet celery and shoved a courgette up my arse???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly,


"No, I'm your son's teacher!"

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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:shock: That is classic, Nims

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Go straight for the juggular. :cheers:

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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NeoN ScopE wrote:
How do you kill a circus :?:































Go straight for the juggular. :cheers:

God thank Peter Kay and FHM Bar Jokes! :grin:


:lol: :lol: love that joke 8)

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How to deal with a fire.

An engineer walks into a room and sees a small fire in the middle of the carpet. He gets a bucket of water and douses the flames.

A physicist walks into a room and sees a small fire in the middle of the carpet. He gets a bucket of water, and pours it around the fire preventing it from spreading, and lets it burn itself out.

A mathematician walks into a room and sees a small fire in the middle of the carpet. He observes there is a bucket of water in the room, deduces that a solution can be found, and leaves.

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A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.

The policeman said, "Take that sheep to the zoo, now."

Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.

The policeman stops the guy and says, "What on earth are you doing with that sheep?"

The guy says, "What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I''m taking him to the movies."

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 Post subject: Re: Short jokes here
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just heard on news , in wales they have found a new use for sheep there EATING them

what do you call 3 sheep tied to lampost in yorkshire . A COMMUNITY CENTRE .

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