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You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.......

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Twelve-year-old Thomas Nixon's homonym solution was for the gang to sing until they all got "frogs" in their throats. The frogs start to jump up and down which rocks the bus. They use the "rocks" to weigh down the end of the bus.

Eventually, the gang's throats become sore from the singing. And with the "saw" they cut the gold bullion in half. Because two halves make a whole - the gang could sneak the gold through the "hole".


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Twelve-year-old Thomas Nixon's homonym solution was for the gang to sing until they all got "frogs" in their throats. The frogs start to jump up and down which rocks the bus. They use the "rocks" to weigh down the end of the bus.

Eventually, the gang's throats become sore from the singing. And with the "saw" they cut the gold bullion in half. Because two halves make a whole - the gang could sneak the gold through the "hole".


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Why piss about chopping the gold in half when you've got a saw? Just saw a bloody hole for gods sake!!?!?! :safe:

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Hang on a sec....

Surely physics would have a hand in this?

If the bus is already teetering, letting out fuel would surely lighten the load at the people end put the bus over? The same would go with letting down the tyres I would have thought?

Sure, math *may* support this, but from what I see, it just ain't possible.


But as always, happy to be "enlightened". :lol:

In any case, the gold would tip the bus over.. unless one of you lot KNOW how heavy a gold bullion bar is :cheers:

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