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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here  Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:34 am |
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with the price of food spiralling out of control, it's no coincidence you've got to dig deep for a chinese these days. 
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:52 pm |
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A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mum," he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:18 am |
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thare is a girl sleepin in class and the teacher asks her who created the world the boy next her poked her with his pencil and she wakes up screamin jeaus christ correct says the teacher
the next day the same thing happened again she was sleepin and the teacher asked her who created the earth the boy poked her with is pencil and she woke up screamin jeaus christ
on the third day she was sleepin in class and the teacher asked her what did eve say to adam after he had 2 children the boy poked he with his pencil she woke up and said to the boy stick that thing in me 1 more time and i will snap it !!!!!!!
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y is it always me !?stop shootin me and bloody shoot dragons way !!!
3lionsjnr=GCHQ= also know as kid,pip,kitty cat,catwoman,beaker,lions and more lmao
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:22 am |
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lemon and rosie.................... short jokes?
_________________   Went to a zoo, they only had one animal there, a dog............. It was a shitzu.... I’z leakin… bring amberlamps
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:33 pm |
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that low geoff , really below the belt
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Lemon =GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:58 pm |
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| an unsung hero! |
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how very nice mr nice 
_________________  "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:55 pm |
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| it is I! Diabetes man! |
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Lemon =GCHQ= wrote: how very nice mr nice well thank you mr man.  _________________ Went to a zoo, they only had one animal there, a dog............. It was a shitzu.... I’z leakin… bring amberlamps
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Lemon =GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:30 pm |
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| an unsung hero! |
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im not well enough to fight back ...... i will be grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
_________________ "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:40 pm |
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Little Johnny misses a day at school. He comes back the next day and the teacher asks why he was off. "Sorry Miss," he replied, "Daddy got burned" "Oh dear" says the teacher, "I do hope it wasn't serious" "Well Miss, they don't feck about at the crematorium"
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:41 pm |
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a man and his wife are driving home after visiting friends one evning. they feel a bump in the, so thay go to check it out they find a bager badly hurt so the man picks it up and takes it to the car and says to his wife put this between ur legs to warm it up its freezing she says but its wet and it stinks the man says well hold the badgers nose then
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y is it always me !?stop shootin me and bloody shoot dragons way !!!
3lionsjnr=GCHQ= also know as kid,pip,kitty cat,catwoman,beaker,lions and more lmao
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:42 pm |
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| Pure sex on legs |
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One full stop, and one comma. I passed out just reading it.  _________________ 
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:47 am |
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| I'm ghey 4 teh Hoff! |
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Topical one. What's the difference between Cheryl Cole and an Icelandic Volcano. The volcano is still blowing ash... 
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Lemon =GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:14 pm |
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| an unsung hero! |
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just been knocked over by a rental van ......................realy hertz
_________________ "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:11 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Short jokes here Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:07 am |
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| an unsung hero! |
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i resemble that remark 
_________________ "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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