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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:55 pm |
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Gemma had a sex change to become a woman.
Lemon asks "Didnt it hurt when they chopped ur willy & balls off?"
Gemma replied "Not as much as when they shrank my brain & widened my gob
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:52 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:38 pm |
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A man sat on a train opposite a beautiful Thai girl. As she smiled back at him, he started thinking "Please don't get and erection, please don't get an erection"... But she did.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:56 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:30 am |
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gemma=GCHQ= wrote: A man sat on a train opposite a beautiful Thai girl. As she smiled back at him, he started thinking "Please don't get and erection, please don't get an erection"... But she did. Haha  _________________  .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish) 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:05 am |
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After both suffering depression for a while me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself i started to feel a lot better, so i thought feck it i'll soldier on..!
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:05 pm |
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happyslappy wrote: After both suffering depression for a while me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself i started to feel a lot better, so i thought FLYING MONKEY it i'll soldier on..! Haha probably can't blame him _________________ .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish)
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:33 pm |
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Apparently the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap the wife and say "2 sugars fat arse"
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:13 pm |
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NIMHSY=GCHQ= wrote: Apparently the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap the wife and say "2 sugars fat arse" So... you wear comfortable shoes. Any chance I could watch.  _________________  администратор дерьма Not too many games, still not enough time.  | Beefy is a Filthy Freeloader
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:04 pm |
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My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a Good Roger.
It was only when I had my trousers around my ankles and a big hard on that I realised she wanted someone to rent out her spare room.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:06 pm |
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happyslappy wrote: My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a Good Roger.
It was only when I had my trousers around my ankles and a big hard on that I realised she wanted someone to rent out her spare room. Story from real life?   _________________ .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish)
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:21 pm |
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Just been gang raped by a group of mime artists...... they did unspeakable things to me................
I thought I'd be a gentleman and hold the door open for a young lady, two minutes later she said "will you sod off I'm trying to have a shit!!".
Brought the missus some crotchless knickers yesterday, It had nothing to do with a sexual nature, it was so she could get a better grip on her broomstick..
Advice for Kate Middleton - If you get divorced make sure you wear a seatbelt ...........................
Now on sale at IKEA - LESBO beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove...............
A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol, police say it’s definitely race related ....................
Ginger bloke goes to the docs about a rash on his bollocks.The doc says "how often do you have sex?" He says "Once or twice a year!" The doc say "that's not a rash mate, its RUST".
I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency...................
Kate Middleton goes to the Queen and says "every time William and I make love I get indigestion. The queen says "have you tried Andrews?"
The lead actor in the local production of Aladdin was anally raped by the gay genie on stage last night, to be fair the audience tried to warn him.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:47 pm |
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_________________  "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:13 am |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:06 pm |
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After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate examination on the NHS, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.
As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.
"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection" said the man.
"Not you, me" replied the nurse!
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