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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:40 am |
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| an unsung hero! |
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hehehehe funny funny
_________________  "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:10 am |
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"I'd like to buy this chess set please"
"How will you be paying, sir?"
"Cheque, mate"...
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:23 am |
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fecking hell 
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The banhammer thirsts for tards | There is no 'overkill'. There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload'.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:39 am |
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| an unsung hero! |
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OK let me have my joke book back ....................
i did lol ... and lol
_________________ "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:51 pm |
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I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.
I've adjusted the price to cover inflation.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:39 pm |
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| it is I! Diabetes man! |
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According to tetley's, the best way to make the perfect cup of tea
is to agitate the bag..
So every morning I spank the wife and say " 2 sugars you fat c*nt"
_________________   Went to a zoo, they only had one animal there, a dog............. It was a shitzu.... I’z leakin… bring amberlamps
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:00 pm |
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If you watch "127 Hours" backwards, it's an uplifting story about a disabled man finding an arm in the desert
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:01 pm |
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I bought some epileptic jeans today.
Perfect fit.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:30 pm |
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i just saw a fat singer with a laptop... i think it was a dell.
_________________ Went to a zoo, they only had one animal there, a dog............. It was a shitzu.... I’z leakin… bring amberlamps
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:55 pm |
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imagine being the libyan leaders body guard.. and when someone tries to shoot him you gott shout' ghaddaffi duck'.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:39 am |
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_________________ "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:27 pm |
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I sat opposite an indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby.....
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:38 pm |
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| it is I! Diabetes man! |
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wowcow just got a letter back from Screwfix.
They said they regretted to inform him that they're not actually a dating agency..
_________________ Went to a zoo, they only had one animal there, a dog............. It was a shitzu.... I’z leakin… bring amberlamps
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:48 pm |
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nicey=GCHQ= wrote: wowcow just got a letter back from Screwfix.
They said they regretted to inform him that they're not actually a dating agency..  cheeky c... _________________  UBER Admin Follow it is I teh Diabetes man on TWITTERhttp://twitter.com/tehdiabetesman
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:11 pm |
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Ireland has committed itself to helping with the no-fly zone in Libya.
They've sent 200 tins of vapona.
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