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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:13 pm |
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| Bow down to the master |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:33 pm |
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I found some fish fingers, today. Oh well... Findus keepers.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:09 am |
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| it is I! Diabetes man! |
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I asked my wife, "Do you think your mother would prefer Riverdance or something more Fred Astaireish?" She replied, "I think she'd prefer it if you stayed off her grave all together, you sick bastard."
_________________   Went to a zoo, they only had one animal there, a dog............. It was a shitzu.... I’z leakin… bring amberlamps
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:11 am |
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.
feck me, talk about Dyson with death.
Did you hear about the fat alcoholic transvestite?
All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
_________________ Went to a zoo, they only had one animal there, a dog............. It was a shitzu.... I’z leakin… bring amberlamps
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:02 am |
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Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:18 am |
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Wowcow was admitted to hospital lastnight with six plastic horses up his arse.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:50 pm |
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WARNING,,,,,,,,, Don't join the new Tesco Dating Service............ I did, and ended up with a bag for life!!
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:02 am |
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happyslappy wrote: WARNING,,,,,,,,, Don't join the new Tesco Dating Service............ I did, and ended up with a bag for life!! I tried the new Tesco Dating Service as well and ended up a 25 stone tessy!! Every little extra helps... Another one on the Tesco Dating Service. I had a friend who didn't understand what the buy one get one free item on some profiles was. He netted this cute sporty model then found she had a twin! A tesco spokesman said “We was going to match couples based on their shopping habits, then we realised that maybe it would be such a good idea, as I’m sure anyone who has ever bought Anusol would agree.” One of the female users told us “Meeting someone on there is a bit like the Tesco Value Cheesecake – it seems nice enough when you’re consuming it, but you feel cheap and pretty sick by the time you’re finished with it.” _________________ 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:42 am |
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What do you get if you cross a jew?
Christianity.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:05 pm |
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Crowd of blokes in a pub and a woman walks past. Bloke said to the rest of his mates," I'd give her one." The woman turns round and said "I would not have sex with you if you was the last man on earth." The bloke replied" who said anything about sex I was marking you out of ten you fat oldaxewound!"
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:15 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:33 pm |
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How do penguins settle their differences?
Flipper coin............................................................................
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:27 pm |
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My girlfriend is leaving me on the grounds that im too kinky in the bedroom...
I nearly spat her piss out when she told me!
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:32 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:36 pm |
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I was in the grocery shop today. I said "Have you got any Margarine?". The woman replied "Yes how many Tubbs?". I said, "Just one you Cheeky Twat!!"
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