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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:34 am |
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
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"Ja."
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:03 pm |
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lol
now thats what I call a lemon style joke
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 7:25 pm |
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Just got a job with the Samaritans. Tried to phone in sick the other day but the swines talked me out of it
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 9:20 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 8:36 pm |
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Two old ladies meet up at the park, one says to the other one, "Did you come on the bus?" and the other says "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack!"
_________________ LINUX : If it was any good, they'd charge for it. I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like my Grandad, not kicking and screaming like his passengers...
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 8:53 pm |
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Me and the wife have been constantly arguing about "Eye of the Tiger".
We're just going through a Rocky patch...
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:58 pm |
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A Priest and a Hindu making toast, the Priest says "I can see an image of Jesus in my margarine!"
The Hindu replies "I can't believe it's not Buddha"
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:20 am |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:50 am |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:40 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:38 am |
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My wife said to me "I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear." So I leaned in and whispered "Kitchen, Bathroom and Living Room"
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:46 am |
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I explained that one to Kirsty.....she got it eventually.... _________________ LINUX : If it was any good, they'd charge for it. I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like my Grandad, not kicking and screaming like his passengers...
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:53 pm |
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Every time I fall off my bike it gets angry and beats me up.
It's a vicious cycle.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:49 pm |
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In a joint venture the BBC and Disney are producing a documentary about the life of an
average oldham family......
Its called 101 damn asians
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:53 pm |
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In an effort to be more slutty. My wife told me to sit back & watch as she shoved a lollipop up her pussy and masterbated with it. I said "that's lovely darling, but wont you need that tomorrow morning to help the children cross the road"
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