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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:54 pm |
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wowcow was wanking over internet porn today and the moment was ruined by Stephen Hawking who just appeared in his browser. I guess it's his own fault for activating disabled popups.
_________________   Went to a zoo, they only had one animal there, a dog............. It was a shitzu.... I’z leakin… bring amberlamps
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:21 pm |
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| Bow down to the master |
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/* political correctness is reserved for those boring types */*spits coffee onto the monitor*
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:37 pm |
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I was out walking with my wife this morning. She stopped suddenly and removed her shoe, complaining about a stone in it.
I replied: "There's about 20 stone in the other, so keep fecking walking you fat oldaxewound!"
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:37 pm |
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My wife came up to me yesterday and said 'Is there any possibility that you'll stop shouting out things about my weight?'
'Fat chants', I replied.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:01 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:38 pm |
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| it is I! Diabetes man! |
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At the gym yesterday I met a nice girl. We got chatting & she told me she'd just joined to get a bit of weight off. I asked if she had tried skipping? she smiled and giggled saying "what with a rope, like boxers do?" I said "No I meant a few meals, you fat twat"
_________________ Went to a zoo, they only had one animal there, a dog............. It was a shitzu.... I’z leakin… bring amberlamps
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:44 pm |
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The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan .
I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches to the end of the driveway.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:00 pm |
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Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook.
"I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!"
Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:26 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:43 am |
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I took the shell off my racing snail to see if it would make him go any faster.
If anything it makes him more sluggish
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:02 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:37 pm |
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happyslappy wrote: I took the shell off my racing snail to see if it would make him go any faster.
If anything it makes him more sluggish  _________________  "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:19 pm |
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ahem sorry about this one
For my birthday my friend got me a castle with an in-built calculator. I probably won't use it, but it's the fort that counts.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:05 pm |
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My wife just bet me I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:54 pm |
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A mother is bathing when in walks her little boy. He said "Mummy, what's that between your legs?" Stuttering the mother replies "Oh.. that's where Daddy hit me with an axe." Little boy says " Great shot.. right in the oldaxewound!"
I rushed to the hospital this morning.The doctor said, "Your wife has been in an accident, and she's got an eight inch wide gash."I said, "I know doc, but has she suffered any injuries?"
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