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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:25 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:17 pm |
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Who would ever imagine paki racism from Rick. I did laugh though  _________________  .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish) 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:45 pm |
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that was a good one aye
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:56 am |
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Paddy took two stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow."Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns’ Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"
"Sticks!" Paddy replied.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:47 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:14 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:35 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:58 pm |
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Something wrong here. No paki in the joke wth. _________________ .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish)
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:29 pm |
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'Deal Or No Deal' was on the television when I said to my girlfriend , "It's amazing how one box can change your life so much for the better."
"Can you please concentrate on what we are doing," she moaned, "And help me choose my mum's coffin."
"I was."
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:50 pm |
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Driving down the road I saw a hitch hiker holding a sign that said 'Heaven'. So the good person I am, I hit him and hope he made it.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:08 pm |
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If he had been black or middel eastern you would have done it for real. _________________ .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish)
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:14 pm |
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The baby shark asked his dad, "Why do we circle people in the water with our fins showing before we eat them, why don't we just attack"?
The wise old father shark said "They taste better without the shit inside them"
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:59 pm |
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"i've just been to see a psychiatrist,.....he said i've got a 'split personality'....i was only in there 10 minutes & he charge me £84,...so i gave him £42 & told him to get the rest off the other fecker !!!....."
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:13 am |
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statistically 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.....
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 11:22 am |
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Lemon =GCHQ= wrote: statistically 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.....  _________________ Your Soul Is Mine
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