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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:56 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:28 pm |
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Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex.
I woke this morning with a huge correction
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:28 pm |
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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers ....... so I did....
she's 21 and her name's Lucy
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:20 pm |
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_________________  "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:53 pm |
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 Something funny from Slaps, that is rare. _________________  .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish) 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:26 pm |
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A woman was asked,
“When you are a ripe old age, and had to pick one, which would you choose:
Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?”
This wise lady answered,
“Definitely Parkinson’s -- better to spill half my wine than to forget where I put the bottle.”
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:08 pm |
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Haha that's a good one.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:32 pm |
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haha 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:17 pm |
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Got a great line for girls, It doesn't matter how beautiful they are, it works every time.
"Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you"?
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:19 pm |
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Two young brothers were talking in their bedroom one morning.
'You know what ?' says the 7 year old, 'It's about time we started swearing.'
His 4 year old brother nods his head in approval.
'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you swear after me, okay ?'
'Okay, okay,' the four year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the seven year old what he wants for breakfast. 'I'll have some of that Weetabix shite !' he says.
WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up and ran upstairs, crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked in a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man ?'
'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be fecking Weetabix !'
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 5:51 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:09 pm |
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My fecking neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning,
can you believe that 2:30am?!
Luckily for him i was still up playing my drums............
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:13 am |
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rosie and lemons missus spent forty quid on ebay for a penis enlarger....... they each got a magnifying glass...... _________________ Went to a zoo, they only had one animal there, a dog............. It was a shitzu.... I’z leakin… bring amberlamps
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:15 am |
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| it is I! Diabetes man! |
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i told my my smartarse son it's going to be a nightmare this winter with this flu outbreak.
he said tell me something he don't know.
I replied your mums arse can take my whole fist.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:20 am |
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| it is I! Diabetes man! |
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Asked the wife for a wank last night. She started rubbing my cock with a keyring. Perhaps it's just me, but I felt like I was being fobbed off!
_________________ Went to a zoo, they only had one animal there, a dog............. It was a shitzu.... I’z leakin… bring amberlamps
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