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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 7:47 pm |
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The banhammer thirsts for tards | There is no 'overkill'. There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload'.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 3:23 pm |
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I think she is quite smart   _________________ 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 11:22 am |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 4:04 pm |
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_________________  .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish) 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 7:23 pm |
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wheres the like button 
_________________  "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 9:59 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 5:07 pm |
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Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow
”Ooh”, said the presenter. “This is a very rare set produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?”
“Sticks”, said Paddy
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 6:58 pm |
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Why do midgets make shit parents?
Because they struggle to put food on the table.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:50 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:57 pm |
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_________________ "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:16 am |
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last week i bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
i dont know what he laced them with but i have been tripping all day
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:53 am |
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A true Lemon joke. _________________ .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish)
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:08 pm |
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ONE FOR LEMON A woman came home the other day and found her husband in bed with a female midget "How could you" she yelled " you promised to stop being unfaithful" "FFS woman, cant you see I am trying to cut down?"  _________________
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:10 pm |
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a biker goes into the doctors with hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms to me please?" asked the doctor. "Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and marge is a skinny birth with big blue hair"  _________________
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 1:07 am |
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_________________ "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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