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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 11:33 am |
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What do a you call a Somali pirate? A niggarrh. 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 8:41 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:40 pm |
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A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room.
- Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says.
- I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free.
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well.
- Where do you think you going?" the wife asks.
- I'm coming with you...I want to see how dafuq you survive on $800 a year!!!"
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 12:59 am |
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_________________ .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish)
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 10:09 am |
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids
what do they need at home.
1st kid says "A computer".
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful."
2nd kid says "a new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.
Little Johnny pops up and says " At my house we don't need nuthin."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs
something.
Little Johnny replies, "Nope I'm sure! When my sister started dating a
Muslim, I remember Dad saying, "Well, that's the last feckin' thing we
need."
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 10:21 am |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 7:00 pm |
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Surprise a muslim joke from Slaps  _________________ .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish)
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 7:16 pm |
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I'm fecking well pissed off with my neighbour.
Yesterday he kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over at full blast.
I wouldn't mind normally, but it was all night long.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 7:58 pm |
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that's it...kath told me to stop pretending I'm a flamingo.......
feck that...Iv'e had to put my foot down.
and also....
Iv'e decided to sell my dyson... all it was doing was gathering dust.....
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 12:58 am |
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that's it...kath told me to stop pretending I'm a flamingo....... feck that...Iv'e had to put my foot down. could be the best so far  _________________  "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 10:02 am |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 2:05 pm |
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I remember when my brother got arrested for nicking stuff from the roadworks...... I should have known...all the signs were there................  _________________ Went to a zoo, they only had one animal there, a dog............. It was a shitzu.... I’z leakin… bring amberlamps
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:07 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:05 pm |
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_________________ "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 6:41 pm |
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My mate has been charged with murdering a chap with sandpaper. He said he only intended to rough him up a bit.
_________________ Went to a zoo, they only had one animal there, a dog............. It was a shitzu.... I’z leakin… bring amberlamps
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