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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:10 pm |
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The banhammer thirsts for tards | There is no 'overkill'. There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload'.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 2:41 pm |
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We had a power cut at home last night so, instead of a night of TV, the wife and I spent the time chatting.
It was a real eye opener - I'm off to buy a back-up generator today.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 11:40 pm |
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lol  _________________  .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish) 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 9:20 am |
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Once upon a time," a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?" The princess said, "No!"
And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. ...... The End
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 9:46 pm |
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Haha what the hell? _________________ .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish)
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 5:27 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 8:45 pm |
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From now on, I'll believe in The Prophet Muhammad ...
I decided to go to the local Mosque for the first time, to see what it was all about.
I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:
"By the will of Allah the All Mighty, and the Prophet Muhammad, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
He came back and laid his hands on me and repeated the same thing.
Once again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the prayers, I stepped outside - and feck me - my car was gone!
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 11:27 am |
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_________________  "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:36 pm |
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LOL _________________ .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish)
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:25 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 10:26 am |
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I've written a book about a young girl who takes drugs, and encounters all kinds of strange creatures talking in an incomprehensible dialect. It ends up with her getting pregnant and becoming a single mother, living on a shitty estate, and surviving on benefits.
It's called "Alice in Sunderland"
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 6:25 pm |
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Haha
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:36 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:02 pm |
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 That's just wrong. _________________ .................................. FYI: Donald Duck = Anders And (in Danish)
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:20 pm |
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