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Scorchedbee =GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:46 pm |
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Joined: Sat May 01, 2004 11:13 pm Posts: 2133 Location: Grimsby - At home
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lol, sum of these jokes seriously sucks, LOL
others are quite funny
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M.I.A.=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:27 pm |
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my itchy arse |
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Joined: Sat May 08, 2004 12:11 pm Posts: 3040 Location: In hell - weather's nice though
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A white horse walks into a bar, the landlord says "I've got a whisky named after you!" to which the horse replies "How did you know I was called Jack Daniels?"
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Arma
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:57 pm |
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PFY wannabe |
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Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 11:51 pm Posts: 3295 Location: South, but not far south enough :/
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Q : What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking??
A : Slow down and try some lubrication!
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"I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself...."
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Myx
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:37 pm |
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Woman goes to doctor complaining of a problem downstairs. The doctor says 'what exactly is the problem?'
The woman is very shy and and so the doctor just goes about removing her trousers and underwear.
Suddenly her m*nge starts singing 'Is this the way to Amarillo?'
Doc smiles and laughs and says 'no need to worry every c*nts singing that!'
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Arma
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:51 pm |
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PFY wannabe |
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Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 11:51 pm Posts: 3295 Location: South, but not far south enough :/
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Lol myx
Q: Why have elephants got big ears???
Q: Cos Noddy wont pay the ransom!!
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"I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself...."
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SO19Firearms=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:46 pm |
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call me J-Lo ;-) |
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Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:54 pm Posts: 10761 Location: Making magic!
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What do you get if the Salt trys to mate with the Pepper?
Nothing - They always use condaments
_________________ Yeah, but a good joke is a good joke - Lemon=GCHQ= It is JGC right? Or did i just piss my pants in front the geeks? - Wowyouareacow Just loading up now.... Stay Frosty
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crashman
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:01 am |
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Telegram from the queen to mark 100 |
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Joined: Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:49 pm Posts: 132 Location: Norfolk- end of the earth
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they have just found my local ice cream man dead on the floor of this van covered in hundreds and thousands !
Police think he topped himself !!!!!!!!
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LeBeourfCurtaine
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 4:22 pm |
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Decidedly uninterested |
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Joined: Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:10 pm Posts: 10184 Location: I watch you while you sleep
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Jesus walks into an inn, hands the barman some nails and says: "Can you put me up for the night?"
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Myx
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Post subject: Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 10:14 pm |
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Vote labour from David Blunkett
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Posin=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 9:15 am |
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Alan Partridge's love child |
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Joined: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:36 pm Posts: 1314 Location: dunno! give me beer
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1. a doctor is holding his stethoscope to the chest of a well-endowed girl. "Okay, big breaths!"
"yeth," [b]she says. "And I'm only thixteen!"
2. a man walks into a butcher's. "Excuse me, have you got a sheep's head?" [b] "No" says the butcher. "it's just the way I brush my hair."
3. did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser?[b] He got the sack
4. why is woman like KFC?
by the time you've finished with the breasts and thighs, you only have a greasy box left to put your bone in.
5. what happened when jesus went to Mt Olive?
popeye kicked the s**t out of him
6. why do women like a crcumcised penis?
they can't resist anything thats's got 10% off.
7. why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9 (sorry)
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Innocent Bystander
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Post subject: Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 4:07 pm |
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How do you circumcise a whale?
four skin divers.
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Legionaire=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 7:47 am |
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Fullarse Giganticus |
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Joined: Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:54 am Posts: 4059 Location: near a granny resthouse
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ROLF
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Innocent Bystander
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Post subject: Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 3:12 pm |
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Why does it take 10million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
'cos none of them will ask for directions
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Ezer =GCHQ=
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Post subject: Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 3:24 pm |
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Bow down to the master |
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Joined: Thu Mar 04, 2004 10:36 pm Posts: 2005 Location: Stoopid
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A man walks into the doctors wearing nothing but cling-film underpants and says to the doctor...
"help me doc, I think I'm going mad"
Doctor says.. " well I can clearly see you're nuts"
A rabbit walks into a bar, goes up to the barman and says "hey mate, got any carrots?". The barman replies "no, this is a bar, we don't sell carrots". The rabbit sighs and walks out.
The next day the rabbit walks into the same bar, and asks "got any carrots?". Again the barman replies, "sorry mate I told you yesterday, we don't sell carrots, this is a bar". Again the rabbit leaves.
Next day the rabbit walks in to the bar again, and asks the barman "Have you got any carrots?". By now the barman is furious, grabs the rabbit by the ears and shouts at him "look, if you don't shup up about the feckin carrots I'm gonna nail you to the wall by your feckin ears!".
The rabbit asks "got any nails?". The barman replies "no".
"Got any carrots?" asks the rabbit...
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Towelie
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Post subject: Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 11:28 pm |
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What do you call a three legged donkey ??
A Wonkey
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